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EUROHOWL'97 HOWL REPORT
WRITTEN BY ITS ORGANISER, UTLAH.
"What is this supposed to be???" screamed the lecturer.
Utlah, who was quietly dreaming at his desk, jumped up at the sudden
sound, to find his lecturer standing before him. "Its the essay
you asked me to write." replied Utlah.
"This essay is rubbish." The lecturer slammed the book down
onto the table, causing Utlah to wince at the sound.
"But its what happened!" explained Utlah, "I really
did spend the week with a pack of theriomorphs."
"PAH! You really expect me to believe that? The mere thought that
such perversions could exist is ludicrous! You should know better than
to write such trash. This stuff about bringing a pack together in Aberystwyth
is pure fantasy. You were told to write a factual account of your vacation.
I have no choice but to fail you."
Utlah just sat there, remembering how the last lecturer had given him
indigestion...
EuroHowl 97 Attendees:
There was a significant increase in the numbers who attended EuroHowl97
over last years Howl. We even managed to gain a few "Howlers"
from North America, making it more of an international Howl. The following
Weres attended this years Howl:
| Utlah |
Ragtag |
| Cass |
Guardian |
| Raukan |
Jim AKA Outsider |
| Arctic Wolf |
Christoph Mammitzsch |
| Megadog |
Moonchild |
| Locandez |
Rain / Fax |
| Shuck |
Tiogar |
| Wizard Wolf |
Shiraa |
| David Cooke |
Lugodoc |
EuroHowl97 was the second Howl that Ive organized, and only
the second Howl to be held in Europe. This report details what happened
one week in August, 1997.
Day 1 - Saturday 16th August 1997 - So it begins....
After a reasonable nights sleep, I set off in the early hours
for the town of Aberystwyth, in Wales. Aberystwyth was also where
EuroHowl96 was held and I also had friends there, so it was
a long and familiar journey. (Bar the delayed trains and running
over broken rails...) At the train connection in Shrewsbury, I met
up with Jim for the final leg of the trip. We also knew that Locandez
was also on the train, but alas knew nothing about him. So during
the trip we guessed who might be Locandez, hoping he would make
himself shown. Once the train arrived in Aberystwyth we were met
by Megadog and finally Locandez made himself known. Both myself
and Jim had managed to pick the right person on the train. Quite
how we knew it was Locandez, we have no idea. It was just a "feeling"
we both had, there were no visual clues as to his identity. Intuition
or lucky guess? Mines on the guess, but never mind.
We
all headed up to the accommodation block in the Megadog Mobile,
where we found that Raukan, Cass, Arctic, Guardian, and Wizard Wolf
were already waiting for us. They had headed across from Ireland
together by van and were milling around and looking criminal. Christoph
was also there, having driven all the way from Germany at some ungodly
hour. After sorting out the accommodation we milled around in the
campus grounds, talking under the shade of a tree and being molested
by the foxes.
Around 5pm Shiraa and Shuck showed up in the Pontiac Fiero, followed
by Tiogar in a less impressive Ford Sierra. Not long after that,
Moonchild and Rain turned up, delayed by rail problems on their
journey to Aberystwyth. (Said broken rail my train had risked crossing.)
Now that we were all together, we headed out to the supermarket
and shopped for provisions. Judging by the lack of store detectives
following us, it seems that Safeway, the local supermarket, had
very good video surveillance...
After a group fed and had a chat, some of us went into the hills
just across from the accommodation block to prowl the darkened trees.
Night vision proved important as we wandered up the moonlit paths.
Upon reaching the top of the hill, we strolled along the golf course
there. Spying that the rakes for the sand bunkers had been left
out I felt the need to mark my territory, and so scrawled "Wolves
Here!" in large three foot letters across a bunker. Theres
nothing like making a few of the natives restless...
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Day 2 - Sunday 17th August 1997 - Wanderin Wolves....
By mid-afternoon Lugodoc turned up, slightly the worse for wear
after a wedding the previous day. Once he had settled in we all
headed out for a walk along the side of a lake to the south-east
of Aberystwyth.
After
a few group photographs in the car park, we set off across the dam
and around the lake itself. (It was at this point that most of the
group realized just how out of shape they were!) After barking at
the nearby sheep and the hapless passers by, we headed off the lake
path and up into the woods. After a rest at the top of the hill,
in a clearing used by forestry vehicles, we headed back down the
hill and towards the lake. The temptation to take a short cut though
the woods using Arctics GPS was resisted, since the terrain
through the forest would be tough going to say the least. So we
were content to head back the way we came while Locandez chased
most of the nearby sheep. Dog knows where he gets the energy, but
I have strange suspicions as to why foxes allegedly smell of coffee.
On returning to the accommodation, we relaxed and proceeded with
the group feeding. It was at this time when I started to try new
food recipes, namely existing foodstuffs but with beer added. First
off was "Beer and Ice Cream", a rather fizzy and surprisingly
tasty dessert. Nutella, a hazelnut chocolate spread, and Bonios,
a type of dog biscuit, go extremely well together too.
The rest of the evening was spent talking over booze and nibbles.
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Day 3 - Monday 18th August 1997 - Full Moon Madness....
With the full moon upon us, it was time for the infamous beach
bonfire. The first task of the day was buying the bonfire food.
This meant such mouthwatering morsels such as sausages, burgers,
marshmallows and bananas... more on the bananas later. The following
task was to find a site along the beach to hold the bonfire, so
Megadog and myself scampered southwards in the Megadog Mobile to
check the beach there. The imaginatively titled "South Beach"
proved very rocky and slanted, unsuitable for any bonfire, while
further south the beach was inaccessible and blocked by private
land. On a hunch, we headed back north up towards Borth in hope
of finding a spot there. Alas the beach was a Nature Reserve so
any fire there was out of the question. So we were forced to pick
the same spot as last year for the bonfire.
All
that was needed now, was the wood for the bonfire itself. As with
last year, a quick scamper around the university grounds brought
up such woody delights as logs, branches and palettes. These were
then chucked in the back of Raukans van and Lugodocs
car, for transportation to the beach site. Then, as sunset drew
near, we headed down to the beach.
After scaring off anyone near the bonfire site, we started the
fire. This year it was Lugodoc who build up the fire, and within
just a short space of time we had a blazing campfire going. As the
sun faded and the moon began to rise, we started the task of cooking
the bonfire grub...
...Only to be pounced by a Panther! Out of the blue Ragtag showed
up in high spirits, bounding over and hugging everyone like a demented
cub. Eventually everyone settled back down and more of the grub
was eaten. Prepared earlier by Jim and Moonchild, bananas had been
split open, chocolate inserted, and then the whole lot was wrapped
up in tin-foil. These were placed into the base of the bonfire until
heated through. The contents of which were supposed to be scooped
out of the peal with a spoon and eaten. It was an... interesting
taste, but not quite to everyones taste, well, not mine anyway!
Meanwhile, Lugodoc had found a way to cook the burgers. A wire tray
taken from the grill in the kitchen was held over the fire by several
lengths of wire. The burgers were then placed onto the wire tray
and grilled. Unfortunately with not much success, but at least no
one was poisoned by the half raw / carbonized burgers..
As the night wore on people mingled with each other and talked.
But eventually the wood was all gone and the embers died, so we
headed back to the accommodation and got some much needed sleep.
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Day 4 - Tuesday 19th August 1997 - Rheidol Romp....
After
clearing up the campfire from the previous night, some of the pack
did a little bit of shopping in the center of town. Once they returned,
most of the pack headed up to Rheidol Falls for a woodland walk.
I picked this place thinking "water fall", but on arrival
we found the terrain to consist of steep wooded hills. Still, with
lots of blackberries growing alongside the path which we hiked along,
there was no shortage of food. (slurp!) After a brief rest, and
watching Ragtag chase Shiraa up a tree, we headed further up into
the hills, listening to the low flying jets on low level training
runs. (Hawk trainer aircraft for the tech-heads amongst you. The
ones they like to kill "Blue Peter" presenters in...)
Once we returned and ate, no-one felt much like wandering anywhere.
This Howl certainly proved just how much out of shape wed
all got since last years. So most were content to sit in the kitchen
and talk to about 4am. It seems this Howl was doomed to spend most
of its time in the kitchen...
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Day 5 - Wednesday 20th August 1997 - Yif(f)bal(l) yelp....
The
afternoon was spent shopping in the center of town. It was during
this expedition that the pack entered the pier which contained arcade
machines. So with a brief adieu to spirituality, everyone cracked
out the loose change and began to play. Most of the pack were content
to play Air Hockey, which Tiogar was quite content to thrash everyone
at. I never saw her lose once... at anything. Tigers play for keeps...
Meanwhile, the others descended on "Time Crisis", one
of better machines with a handgun. Seeing Ragtag play it was quite
a sight, especially with the very thin shirt and cat collar. The
vivid image reminds of someone from a film, but I cant remember
which one. Did they use guns in "Clockwork Orange"? Ive
never seen the full film. Anyway, I digress...
The evening was to be spent watching "Men In Black" at
the local cinema. However it turned out not to be playing, so we
returned to the accommodation and ate "Megadog Curry Version
2" instead. Alas, after the potency of last years, Megadog
tamed this years down... My mother had made stronger curries!
;) Still, quite a few were thankful for this, and no casualties
were reported.
The night was spent playing a new sport called Yiffball, or Yifbal,
depending on how you wish to spell it. A rather interesting sport
involving a darkened room, illuminous rubber balls, and several
scantily clad sweaty Weres. It was... interesting. That Tiogar plays
Yiffball just as mean as Air Hockey. Im reminded of a Calvin
and Hobbes sketch where Hobbes says tigers have springs for spines...
(winces at the thought of several bruises.)
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Day 6 - Thursday 21st August 1997 - Bad weather blues...
Moonchild, Fax, and Ragtag left in the early hours, and not very
quietly, to be replaced by David Cooke by the early afternoon. While
outside the rain came down in torrents all afternoon, resulting
in the cancellation of the Sauna and Hot Tub we had planned that
night with Walks-Alone. Instead it was another trip to the Arcade,
followed by an evening playing Yiffball and cleaning the kitchen.
Again, we all talked late into the night. All in all, a rather dull
day, with everyone trapped inside the kitchen due to bad weather.
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Day 7 - Friday 22nd August 1997 - Bear Necessities.
The
rain finally ended and the sun shone once again. Unfortunately there
were yet more farewells, with David being the first to leave. It
was rather sad to see him leave so soon, as with all the others
who stayed for only a short time. Howls are so much better for everyone
when you have the time to settle in and get to know each other.
In the afternoon we also saw Shiraa off... twice! He missed the
train the first time around due to a call of nature, so we wandered
around the town for a couple of hours until the next one was due
to leave.
During this time, we searched for a pub called "The Bear",
a rather Furry themed pub with a pizzeria and a Video Jukebox. Alas,
I had forgotten that the place had closed the previous winter, and
so we never found it... almost. Since we still needed a place to
eat once Shiraa had left, we instead went to "The New Celtic",
a restaurant where the pack ate during the last Howl. Just as we
entered the town and were passing the New Celtic however, Tiogar
pointed out a place called "The Bear" as we drove past.
I noticed the sign had exactly the same symbol as The Bear in Aberystwyth
had. And sure enough, as we entered I knew that by a complete fluke,
we had stumbled across the relocated and down-sized Bear that had
once been in Aberystwyth. Unfortunately now it was just a pizzeria,
it no longer had a video jukebox, nor did it have a license to sell
alcohol. A sad end to a great pub, but we still honored it and ate
there. And "The Bear" still made some of the best damn
deep pan pizzas around!
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Day 8 - Saturday 23rd August 1997 - Final Farewells...
Alas,
all things had to end, and the morning saw us all leave one by one
as we went our separate ways. Tiogar was the first to leave, shortly
after we left the accommodation. After a brief shopping trip and
visit to the arcade, Locandez left the group traveling home in a
sardine can... sorry, I meant a train. After more wanderings around
Aberystwyth, it was time for myself, Megadog and Jim to leave the
group. Jim and myself were to have left by train, but after seeing
how busy they were when Locandez left we headed to Shrewsbury and
the next train connection by the Megadog-Mobile instead. It was
a heartfelt good-bye as we left Aberystwyth. It seemed that the
past two days had been nothing but drawn out good-byes. The car
journey to Shrewsbury was relatively quiet as the post-howl depression
already started to creep in. After some more good-byes, I found
myself heading back home, alone and thoughtful.
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Personal Reflections.
So what did I think of the Howl? Everyone else enjoyed it, (or
so they say!) so to me, that made the Howl worth while. I did enjoy
myself there, it was great to meet old friends and to make new ones,
but I found that the Howl was slightly lacking in a way that is
difficult to describe. I felt that it did little for my Wereside,
I did not find the Howl "spiritually rewarding", for want
of a better term. But then I find myself asking, just what are the
Howls for? After all, if we need to talk about therianthropy, the
newsgroup is always there for us. The Howls however, provide a unique
social atmosphere, a time and a place where you can shed the human
masks and be your true self, where you know no-one will question
or react to Wereish or strange behavior.
When
I organized the Howl, I kept it open ended. My task was simply to
get everyone together, what they all did at the Howl was their own
choice. That way, the Howl became what they made of it. There was
a lack of therianthropic discussion between Weres at the Howl, which
was unfortunate. But then perhaps that is just a sign that people
didnt wish to. I feel that any friendships that spring from
the Howl, will continue, and if they feel the need to talk in person
with someone about therianthropy then they can do.
This was the second Howl Ive organized, and organizing it
was a long, drawn out affair involving a lot of "back-room
politics". After EuroHowl96, I said I wouldnt organize
another Howl, and after organizing EuroHowl97 Im saying
the same, I will not organize another. I believe that someone else
should take the reins, and put their own spin on the EuroHowls.
I found that EuroHowl97 was too similar to EuroHowl96,
that there was little to differentiate the two. Having said that
however, people seem to want a EuroHowl98, and Im left
to wonder just who would be able to organize it. Id like to
be involved with 98, even if I dont attend. But Im
not up to the back room politics or the grunt work anymore, so Ill
finish before I get any more grey hairs on my muzzle.
But in the end, I believe it was worth it, and I did enjoy the
Howl...
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