ON THE ROOF.
What people have said about the Utlah:
"You're a condescending fool!"
- Rebecca Littlewood.
"What a cute butt!"
- Cass the Werefox.
"Words like "tolerant","open-hearted","understanding"
and "caring" etc come to mind.."
- Megadog the Nettweiler.
"You are VERY weird!"
- Andrew Simpson
"You're cute!"
- Laz Taylor
"F**k me, you've got big ears!"
- Someone in the street.
"You have nice eyes."
- Ceri Roberts.
"You yiffle in your sleep."
- Wendy Hibbs
This page is basically bits about me not covered by the Werecard. If
you're reading this then you're showing an unnatural interest in me, and
you should perhaps seek medical attention.
I used to have a Rough Collie (The "Lassie" breed) called "Lester",
named after a famous english horse jockey. (Not my choice of name, before
you ask.) He died a few years ago, and I still miss the demented furball.
But I'm hoping that in the next year or so, I'll be able to get another
dog, possibly a Malamute. I don't just have a dog, when I was a young
pup I had a rabbit called Bungee. I also reared, completely by accident,
cannibalistic mice. I gave up keeping mice after that...
I listen to heavy rock and metal, e.g. Megadeth, Manowar, Iron Maiden
etc. But I also listen to operatic/classical music (Wagner, Szymanowski)
and every shade between. I even like Weird Al Yankovic. Sarah Mclachlan,
Nick Cave, Alice Cooper and dog knows who else litter my CD and Tape collection.
I love folklore, the occult, weird and basically strange. Wolves are
also a particular fancy of mine and of course the greatest of them all,
Wile E. Coyote! (Only the ones directed by Chuck Jones mind you.) I have
a passing interest in art, mainly in H.R. Giger's work. He did all the
designs for that great series of films, Alien. Ahhhh, Dark gothic. How
about Blade Runner or Highlander? There can be only one! Animé
and Manga films are cool too, especially "Ghost in the Shell"
and "My Neighbour, Totoro".
Hates? Hum. Anything that 14 year old girls swoon over, narrow minds,
hunters and optimists. Phone-in competitions rate pretty high too.
Strange things about me...
I have designed a plutonium explosive device. Yup, A nuke. About 5 times
more powerful than the one dropped on Hiroshima. ( Though I never got
to test this :-) )
I know how to construct a craft that uses a form of propulsion that resembles
that of a UFO in appearance.
I'm a Werewolf.
I'm an Anti-Alchemist. I can turn gold into lead. Practical use for this
knowledge is limited.
I have morals. Go on, ask your parents, they might remember what morals
were.:-)
Quotes, A type a small sailing vessel on the sea of life....
"It is said that whosoever the Gods wish to destroy, they first
make mad. In fact, whosoever the Gods wish to destroy, they first hand
the equivalent of a stick with a fizzing fuse and ACME Dynamite Company
written on the side. It's more interesting, and doesn't take so long."
- Terry Pratchett / Soul Music.
"Life is like a bar of "Snickers", It`s full of NUTS!"
- Utlah.
"There's a fine line between wise and weird." - Paul Hogan.
"The courageous enter dark caves alone.
The clever send in the courageous first.
The cleverest wait behind the clever." - The Book of Cataclysm
Dedications:
I don't know if it should be dedications, or just people to blame for
my continued existence. Either way, a few people who effected my life...
Nuzzles to the entire EuroHowl packs, while Howls go to the posse down
Aberystwyth way. Never have sanitariums been such fun! Non-Net thanks
go to the HND and BEng engineering posse's, who can redefine terms such
as "Vertical" and "Sanitation". Charles M. Jones,
for being God. Japan. And er... And anyone else I forgot. ( Though you
probably gave me good reason to. :) )
Curses go to everyone who has made my life hell and unbearable. Shame
you are too numerous to mention. }:-[
Why "On the Roof"? It's from Alice Cooper's
"Might as well be on Mars", which is quite a groovy song.
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