TOP TEN REASONS WHY WEREWOLVES MAKE GOOD PETS.

1. Needs no pet license, walkies, or litter box.
2. Sensitive friends unlikely to be allergic to werewolf.
3. Werewolf can get outside job and pay part of rent.
4. No special bedding required, unlike vampire.
5. A good conversation starter at parties.
6. Weapons carried by typical burglar ineffective.
7. As long as you have neighbors, no need to worry about feeding.
8. Easy to fool landlords who have a "no pets" policy.
9. If landlord not fooled, werewolf can eat landlord.
10. Never lose annual "Biggest Dog in Town" contest again.

Nabbed from AHWW FAQ.