MONTY PYTHON'S "I'M A LUMBERJACK".
THE AHWw REMIX.

Oh, I'm a lycanthrope and I'm okay,
I romp all night and I sleep all day.

He's a lycanthrope and he's okay,
he romps all night and sleeps all day.

I howl at night,
I chew my bone,
I really hate my fleas.
I piss on trees
wherever I go
to mark my territ'ry.

He howls at night,
He chews his bone,
He really hates his fleas.
He pisses on trees
wherever he goes
to mark his territ'ry.

Oh, I'm a lycanthrope and I'm okay,
I romp all night and I sleep all day.

He's a lycanthrope and he's okay,
he romps all night and sleeps all day.

I like raw meat.
I like milk too.
I drink it by the keg.
When people ring the doorbell,
I try to hump their leg!

He likes raw meat.
He likes milk too.
He drinks it by the keg.
When people ring the doorbell,
He tries to hump their... WHAT???

*pant pant*

Oh, I'm a lycanthrope and I'm okay,
I romp all night and sleep all day.

He's a lycanthrope and he's okay,
he romps all night and sleeps all day.

The men in white,
they came for me,
One sunny autumn day.
They put me in a wagon,
And hauled my tail away...

The men in white,
they came for him,
one sunny autumn day.
They put him in a wagon,
And hauled his tail away...

*sounds of someone being put in a straitjacket and howling loudly*

[muffled]
Oh, I'm a lycanthrope and I'm okay,
I romp all night and I sleep all day.

He's a lycanthrope and he's okaaaayyyyyyyyyy.....

Written by Raphael Singing Wolf.