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TOP TEN REASONS WHY WEREWOLVES MAKE POOR PETS.

  1. The mailman is afraid to deliver.
  2. Keeps throwing out your silver jewellery.
  3. The shower drain is ALWAYS clogging with hair.
  4. Uses a whole bottle of conditioner to "de-tangle" after a full moon romp.
  5. Invites the pack over on Friday nights and they drink all your beer.
  6. The 6 month freezer order of meat is always gone in 2 weeks.
  7. Hogs the T.V. to watch nature documentaries.
  8. Howls in his/her sleep.
  9. Always gets blamed when the neighbor's cat disappears.
  10. KEEPS HOGGING THE COMPUTER TO LOG IN TO A.H.W.!!!

Nabbed from AHWW FAQ

 

 

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