TOP TEN SIGNS SOMEONE IS A WEREWOLF.

10. You catch him sniffing your dog.
9. If you even mention a full moon, he salivates to beat the band!
8. He can open a can of soup with his finger.
7. He owns a silver-bulletproof vest.
6. It takes him five-and-a-half hours to shave.
5. You compliment him on his fur jacket, and he's not wearing one.
4. He can't pass a graveyard without stopping to maul the old gravedigger.
3. He excuses himself to go to the "Wolfmen's Room".
2. He has ring around the flea collar.
1. You smell victim on his breath!

Wanderer's fault again...