1. Has to have a flea dip before they'll let him on the plane.
2. Enough room in his muzzle to smuggle a .38
3. Three words: European quarantine regulations.
4. One small carryon bag allowed--37 bags of brushes and cream
rinse.
5. Only allowed on board in a pet carrier.
6. Can hear the movie without headphones.
7. Arrested for smelling the stewardesses.
8. Fillings set off the metal detectors.
9. First-time flyers are afraid of what they'll turn into when
they go through the metal detector.
10. Even a Werewolf won't eat the airline food.
11. The oxygen masks don't fit over the muzzle.
