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"WEREWOLF'S PARADISE"

Sung to the tune of "Gangsta's Paradise."

As I walk through the valley in a forest of green
I take a look at my paws and realize they ain't very clean
Cause I've been livin' in the woods for so long that
Even the possums think that my mind is gone
But I ain't never ate a man, no matter what you think
You been reading in the papers that their blood I drink
You gotta listen what I'm sayin', and to what I'm prayin'
Or you and the humans just ain't gonna be stayin'
I ain't down with Mankind, most of them are cool
But when I shift, then they play my people like the fool
I'm the kinda pup that all the howlers wanna be like
Climbing high in a tree to say my prayers in the moonlight

Been spending all our lives living in the Werewolf's Paradise
Been spending all our lives living in the Werewolf's Paradise
You gotta treat land nice when you're in the Werewolf's Paradise
It ain't no sacrifice to be in the Werewolf's Paradise

This eco-situation, this brand new station
Creeping into my mind, gotta run for my life
So I gotta stay down with the woods team
Got my pack at my back and we're feelin' mean
I'm an educated wolf with power on my mind
Got a muzzle on my face and a tail out behind
I'm a hunter and a killer, a trippin' thriller
And the forest is my home, so don't be illin, fool
Gotta hunt to survive, gotta kill to eat
And a little bunny rabbit is a tasty treat
Love the rain on my face and the wind at my back
But the way things are going, fade to black

Tell me why that you don't think it throught
that your own damn selves are the ones you screw
Been spending all our lives living in the Werewolf's Paradise
You've wasted all the lives that were in the Werewolf's Paradise
When will you realize that you're in the Werewolf's Paradise
You're telling human lies all about the Werewolf's Paradise

Oil in the water, litter in the gutter
Garbage in the ocean, choking us on clutter
Both our kinds are hungry, but you all are getting fatter
What's the point to your power if what you rule is in tatters?
You tell me I'm the monster but you're killing yourselves
A werewolf harming Mother Earth, it just ain't heard of
And after all the Earth has given life to you
Now you're life giver's hurt, and we know she's gonna turn on you.

You're wasting all your lives tearing up the Werewolf's Paradise
You're making up the lies all about the Werewolf's Paradise
I see it in your eyes that you're scared of Werewolf's Paradise
And when all Mankind dies, it'll be a Werewolf's Paradise
Tell me why must I be the one to die
So your species can keep alive a lie...

 

Created by Ben Goodridge.

 

 

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