THE TOP 17 SIGNS YOU WORK WITH A WEREWOLF.

1. Still hasn't forgiven Michael J. Fox for "Teen Wolf."
   
2. Newly installed keg of Nair in men's room.
   
3. Her Wolfman Jack impression is eerily authentic.
   
4. Five o'clock shadow appears around 8:30 am.
   
5. Only *guy* you know who circles several days a month in red on his desk calendar.
   
6. Says, "Great job on the Hanrahan account!" and then humps your leg.
   
7. Domino's guy asks, "who ordered the large Cheese and Raw Beef Special?"
   
8. Adamantly refuses to drink Coors Light.
   
9. In lieu of annual bonus, prefers a good scratching behind the ears.
   
10. Suddenly sports a beard when mooned at office holiday party.
    
11. Water cooler conversations always end with talk of "kickin' Ol' Yellar's ass."
    
12. "Severance pay" has taken on a whole new meaning lately.
    
13. Vending machine always out of Milk Bones.
    
14. Your sarcastic little "Bite me!" nets you 12 stitches.
    
15. Always calls in sick with "mange."
    
16. Coughs up a hairball during morning staff meeting.
    
17. Has more hair on his back than you've got on your head, and he's NOT ED ASNER!

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Originally posted on AHWW by Blackfang.