WHAT DO I DO IF I MEET A WEREWOLF?

Count yourself lucky; you may the only one who has seen one in the flesh. :) Just in case, we have a handy guide for you.

Howls to the cyberpack! Graham and I were contemplating what a potential victim of a Werewolf might do to escape being a late night snack. Feel free to add any new ideas you might have. Enjoy!

1. Throw a stick and shout fetch.
2. HOWL! Confuse the bugger.
3. Don't be there.
4. Be kind and nice to all canines, you should be anyway.
5. Don't be a vampire.
6. Don't be human.
7. Definitely don't be a cat.
8. Throw a Frisbee.
9. Be a Wereskunk.
10. Rub the Werewolf's belly and hope for a leg response.
11. Always carry some fresh meat to distract the beast so you can get away.
12. Give the Werewolf a very large, gravy coated, rawhide, chew toy.
13. Point one direction and say "Look it's Elvis!" and run the opposite way.

Darren

• Respect their territory. :)
• DON'T TELL ANYONE as;
  a) they'll think you're a nutter and/or
  b) they'll dissect the poor fella...
• Windigowak: Point in the direction of the nearest well-stocked meat locker (it's nice and cool, and there's LOTS of food :).
• Remember who's the boss in the situation. (It ain't you. :)
• Ask them (if they shift to homid form) if lycanthropy is contagious (and if so, would they be so kind as to give you a little nip? :)

Nabbed from the AHWW FAQ.