HOW TO TELL A WOLF IS IN YOUR BED.

1. If you hear a soft panting sound, but no one else is in the room...
2. You wake up with wet feet.
3. Your "Stuffed toy dog" insists you feed him vension for dinner.
4. You find yourself cleaning your bed more often due to shedding.
5. Every time you lie down, a big furry wolf emerges from the sheets to nuzzle you to sleep.
6. A distinct whining sounds emits from beneath the bed, but nothing has occured there to cause the wheels to need oiling.
7. You begin to wonder exactly where the neighbours emptied out the kiddy pool.
8. You wake up in the middle of the night to realize you just let the dog out, only you don't have one.
9. When you and your boy/girlfriend are alone in bed, you aren't really alone.
10. When you make your bed, there's always a lump that just won't go away.
11. Your duvet won't fluff up.
12. Suddenly pillow fights take a lot more effort.
13. You wake up to find you've lost the use of your limbs because something is on top of you.
14. The lint screen in your dryer is no longer resembling a lint screen when you go to clean it, rather, it looks like a tiny fur coat.
15. You stay warm at night, even when the heater's broken.
16. When you come back from the washroom, and *something* has taken all the covers and rolled them around itself.
17. You keep finding used Nylabones under the pillow.
18. You wake up with deep claw-marks down your back.
19. Your bed's always nice and warm when you get into it, even though you don't have an electric blanket.
20. Love-bites have this rather distinctive pattern.
21. You come back from the washroom wondering why there was no water in the toilet...
22. You dont recall buying 'shag' bed covers.
23. The bed seems just as warm when you first get in it as it did when you woke up that morning.
24. You find a trail of food scraps and refuse leading from the kitchen to your bed.
25. The bed rocks whenever there's a nature documentary on television.
26. You feel something climb on the bed, and you think the cat has put on a *lot* of weight.
27. Come to think of it, when was the last time your cat slept on the bed?

Started by Windrunner, after someone commented on his sig quote "Warning: These wolves have been known to lie in wait under your covers and snuggle you to sleep.", added to by Megadog and Utlah.