YOU ARE A WEREWOLF IF...

Are you a were? This is a list of some signs that you are a werewolf. There might be other links to other lists too.

1. The Red Wolf beer commericals to you are misleading. You don't run with the wolf, you are the wolf.
2. Humans run with you with Red Wolf beer in their hands telling you, "The comercial told me to run with you!"
3. You are in the final pick for the new Red Wolf mascot only to lose since you were a little too real.
4. You try to avoid alcohol since you know that alcohol and a were don't mix...
5. ...but human spikes your drink anyway and pays the price for getting a wolf drunk. God have mercy on that soul.
6. Your hotlist/bookmark list is full of bad werewolf sites like this one.
7. People that are allergic to dogs snezze when you are near them. (True story!)
8. When most of the guys/gals are saying that girl/guy looks good, you say that German Shepered looks better.
9. Every full and no moons you go into the forest for some 'personal time'.
10. In the Music video "Heaven Beside You" (Alice in Chains) you want that girl to come over to your house.
11. Your favorate fariy tale is 'The Three Little Pigs: The Wolf's side of the story'.
12. The guys download pictures of porno, you download Furrys.
13. Your web site is made for and only wolves.
14. You consider the Alaskin Government to be the enemy.
15. In the movie 'Dances with Wolves', you cry out when the wolf gets shot. :,(
16. Them: Porno videos  You: Nature videos
17. You seriously consider moving to Alaska . . .
18. ...then you deside not to since you will propley get shot when you first set foot off the plane.
19. You make nitely visits to the Vet and not just to say hi or for a date.
20. You know how the aliens in 'Third Rock from the Sun' feel since your not really a human either.
21. In the school stage play 'Little Red Riding Hood', you are picked instantly for the part of the wolf . . .
22. ...but you don't take the job since it is an unfair representation of wolves and suggest 'The Wolf's Side of the Story' as a substitute.
23. When other children think of the easter bunny, you think of a snack. ;)
24. In that ink plot test, you like the furry pictures that they showed you.
25. You don't say: I am ____ hear me roar. You say: I am ____ hear me howl.
26. You hate Fri. during lent since you can't eat a thing...
27. ...then you eat meat saying that since your a carnavore, you can be excluded from the rule.
28. That fur on you right now is a sign. (Made you look!)
29. You get the award for 'Best makeup/costume' and say that it was all natural.
30. You put the headphones' volume on 1/2 and you still say it's too loud.
31. The Howling wasn't scary.
32. The were that was featured on 'Chip 'n Dale: Resuce Rangers' was modeled after you.
33. When someone says 'Where?', you answer them since you think they were calling you over. (Ok, that was a bad one)
34. You need to delete all those furry pictures that are in your hard drive, but then blow $400-$500 for a tape drive to back it all up.
35. You're really ofended by that werewolf that was featured in SNL 95-96 season.
36. The songs you write all have at least one wolf's howl....
37. ....then everyone asks where you got that howl and you just smile.
38. Possable were: Atlanis Morissette (Listen to 'Head Over Feet')
39. Your room is a mini-museum for Furry artists.
40. You are very excited when something good about wolves pops on the news. But no one else does. (They should though)
41. You're the only one around that cares if it's a full or no moon.
42. The perfect gift: A bone.
43. When you get pissed at some human, all you have to do is show your nails...
44. ...or your teeth.
45. Someone trys to compare your hight to someone/thing and won't since you're on your top of your feet.
46. Cutting the plastic wrap on the Windows 95 box is easy with your nails...
47. ...and people come all around to get the box opened by you.
48. You write to the makers of the dictionary to rewrite the definition of werewolf. (They say it's a fictional character and someone that's nuts. I'm not nuts.)
49. You visit the Louvre and wonder, "Where are all the furry pictures?"
50. You spend almost all of your time on creating and manageing a poll for all your furry friends.
51. You spend all your time on AHWW. (I know, that was really bad)
52. Instead of calling someones name out when your looking for them, you howl.(By NightHunter)
53. You sudenly can't play the Saxaphone. You have a muzzle now.
54. Your on stage playing your violin and your G string broke. You walk up to the contuctor and say, "My claw broke my G string."
55. You wake up every full moon and feel the call of the wild urging you to come home. (By Brian Toney)
56. You feel funny all over wile on the net, your skin is like elastic. You walk to the bathroom to get some asprin for that headake you just got. You lookup to the mirror and see a big wolf in the mirror. It's you!

List by Wolfnote.