DOGS AND COMPUTERS: SAME OR DIFFERENT?

• Favorite Food
  • Dogs: kibbles
  • Computers: bits
• Method used to end undesirable behavior
  • Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper
  • Computers: hit control-alt-delete
• After destruction of personal property
  • D: dog not found
  • C: file not found
• Favorite trick
  • D: roll over
  • C: play dead
• Comic-page hero
  • D: Dogbert
  • C: Dilbert
• Fun way to mess with their heads
  • D: peanut butter on roof of mouth
  • C: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive
• Consequence of virus
  • D: replace valuable carpeting
  • C: replace valuable data
• Widely ignored government mandate
  • D: leash law
  • C: Communications Decency Act
• Waste disposal tool
  • D: pooper-scooper
  • C: uninstaller (necessary only on Win-tel machines!)
• Sensitive internal procedures
  • D: must be undertaken by fully qualified professional
  • C: may be undertaken by that guy at work who fixed
  • "one kind-of like this" once
• Method of marking territory
  • D: lifting leg
  • C: "Designed for Windows 95"
• Unique behavior
  • D: lick and drag
  • C: click-and-drag
• Inexplicable physical feature
  • D: dewclaw
  • C: scroll lock key
• Estimated lifespan
  • D: 12 years
  • C: 12 months
• At end of useful life
  • D: euthanasia
  • C: tax deduction