Articles   EuroHowls   Werecards    Humour   Community   Fluffy Bits   Email  

 

   

 

 

 

DOGS AND COMPUTERS: SAME OR DIFFERENT?

  • Favorite Food
    • Dogs: kibbles
    • Computers: bits
  • Method used to end undesirable behavior
    • Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper
    • Computers: hit control-alt-delete
  • After destruction of personal property
    • D: dog not found
    • C: file not found
  • Favorite trick
    • D: roll over
    • C: play dead
  • Comic-page hero
    • D: Dogbert
    • C: Dilbert
  • Fun way to mess with their heads
    • D: peanut butter on roof of mouth
    • C: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive
  • Consequence of virus
    • D: replace valuable carpeting
    • C: replace valuable data
  • Widely ignored government mandate
    • D: leash law
    • C: Communications Decency Act
  • Waste disposal tool
    • D: pooper-scooper
    • C: uninstaller (necessary only on Win-tel machines!)
  • Sensitive internal procedures
    • D: must be undertaken by fully qualified professional
    • C: may be undertaken by that guy at work who fixed
    • "one kind-of like this" once
  • Method of marking territory
    • D: lifting leg
    • C: "Designed for Windows 95"
  • Unique behavior
    • D: lick and drag
    • C: click-and-drag
  • Inexplicable physical feature
    • D: dewclaw
    • C: scroll lock key
  • Estimated lifespan
    • D: 12 years
    • C: 12 months
  • At end of useful life
    • D: euthanasia
    • C: tax deduction
From: Clay (clay.crook@transquest.com) posted to rec.humour

 

 

Sunset
The WEREWeb
All work copyright Utlah ©2001 unless stated otherwise.