| Dog phrase: |
Means: |
| Arf!
| I have found something very messy and smelly in the
back garden, and have brought it for you to examine.
|
| Bark!
| Hey!
|
| Bark! Bark!
| It's 3am! It's 3am!
|
| Barf!
| I have just found out that chasing my own tail continuously
for three hours has had an adverse effect on my digestion.
|
| Huh?
| I am a Scooby Doo Inpersonator.
|
| *Pant!*
| You have nice legs.
|
| *Pant!* *Pant!*
| But I find this leg is strangely attractive.
|
| Rrruummph.
| Fetch it yourself.
|
| Rumph!
| I'm annoyed that housebreaking did not involve breaking
everything in the house.
|
| Slurp!
| Your face was in need of cleaning.
|
| *sniff!*
| It seems I have a cold.
|
| *sniff!* *sniff!*
| I have remedied the cold by wiping my nose along the
carpet.
|
| Uuurrrmph.
| I don't see your problem, I walk barefoot as well.
|
| Urf!
| I have found a rather strange smell which appears to
be coming from your crotch.
|
| Uuurrrrf.
| I am truely sorry for what you're about to discover.
|
| Woof!
| You seem unsettled by my presence, I will show you that
I mean no harm by jumping on you and licking your face.
|
| Phurrph.
| I didn't understand that running away while screaming
wasn't a sign of wanting to play.
|
| Whine!
| I'm your best friend, and by cutting off parts of my
anatomy is how you repay me?
|
| Yiff!
| That bitch over there looks yiffy.
|
| YIFF! YIFF!
| That bitch over there is in heat. Excuse me, I must
meet her.
|
| Mooo!
| I've been fed on BSE-infected beef.
|
| Phhhharrrt!
| That'll teach you for feeding me cheap food.
|
| Whiffle!(repeated)
| I didn't *touch* the Cat; nobody *saw* me touch the
cat, you can't *prove* I touched the cat...
|
| !!**YELP**!!
| I've just peed on an electric fence!
|
| //*DROOL*\\
| Is that a new box of Bonios you're holding?
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