WHERE DOGS FALL DOWN

• Men only have two feet that track in mud.
• Men can buy you presents.
• Men don't have to play with every man they see when you take them around the block.
• Men are a little bit more subtle.
• Men don't eat turds on the sly.
• Men open their own cans.
• Dogs have dog breath all the time.
• Men can do math stuff.
• Holiday Inns accept men.
• Men are strong and like to lift things to prove it.
• Men don't shed as much, and if they do, they hide it.
• It's fun to dry off a wet man.
• Men can fix the car.

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