HORSEBACK RIDING.

The other day I went horseback riding. Everything was going fine, until suddenly the horse starts bouncing out of control. I tried, and tried, with all my might to hang on, but despite my efforts, I was thrown off. Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot gets caught in the stirrup. When this happened, I fell head first to the ground. My head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop, or even slow down. Then, just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Walmart manager came over and unplugged the horse.

Thank goodness for heros.

From the newgroup rec.humor.