ROADSIDE RABBIT

A group of seminary students riding down a country lane come upon a rabbit by the side of the road that apparently was struck by a passing motorist. The rabbit is still alive but unconscious. The students stop to render aid and one of them takes out a bottle of clear liquid and sprinkles some on the rabbit. Soon, the rabbit opens its eyes and begins to twitch. Then, the rabbit gets up and takes a few experimental hops. The rabbit next waves to them and hops out into a field where he stops. He waves to them again and runs to the edge of a copse of trees. He waves one more time and hops on into the woods. Another student says, "So, holy water works on rabbits, too." "No," says the first student. "That's hare restorer with a permanent wave!"

Tim Cook.

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful he began to cry.

A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidently hit this rabbit and killed it."

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 metres away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 metres, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 metres.

The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, " What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?"

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: " 'Hare Spray' Restores Life to Dead Hare. Adds Permanent Wave."

A Lieberman