SILVER BULLETS.

Just to prove there are things which are more deadlier to a Werewolf than silver, here is a collection of jokes provided by members of the Cyberpack.

DISCLAIMER: These jokes can damage your health.
Chief Medical Officer
Less than 5% humour

First, a collection provided by Wanderer

Q: Why are werewolves good writers?
A: Because they always have a tail to tell!

Q: Why did the werewolf let the Yuppie go?
A: He was avoiding rich food.

Q: Why are werewolves usually unemployed?
A: Because they're shift-y characters!

Q: What's a werewolf's favorite part of the musical Grease?
A: "Mooning".

Q: Why are werewolves great vacationers?
A: Because they're already packed!

Q: When the werewolf turned human, why did he head for the gym?
A: He was out of shape!

Q: How do you know if your friend's a werewolf?
A: Check the pantry for extra doggie treats and the medicine cabinet for flea dip.

Q: What's the real reason werewolves don't have fleas?
A: You ever see a flea with silver dentures?

Q: Why are werewolves better than vampires?
A: Werewolves don't have a problem with steaks!

Q: What's worse than giving a vampire a garlic pizza?
A: Giving a werewolf silverware!

Q: What's the werewolf family motto?
A: The family that bays together stays together!

Q: Why did the werewolf drink?
A: He wanted to get moon-eyed!

Q: Why did the werewolf twitch?
A: He had a lunar tic!

Q: What's a werewolf's favorite gem?
A: Moonstone.

Q: Why did the pilot fly around and around the werewolves?
A: They told him, "Loop us".

Q: What's the difference between a werewolf and a werebear?
A: About 400 pounds and hibernation.

Q: Why did the werewolf visit Brighton?
A: He was on howl-iday.

Q: Why do British werewolves do well in school?
A: They've got lots of OOOOO levels.

Q: Why did the werewolf move to California?
A: He heard there were lots of Moonies there!

Q: Why did the werewolf root for Minnesota?
A: He'd always liked the Timberwolves.

Q: What's the difference between a werewolf and a swallow?
A: Swallows don't werewolf people.

Q: Why did the hairy beast get lost so much?
A: He was a where-wolf.

Q: Why was the hairy beast a merchant?
A: He was a wares-wolf.

Q: What's a werewolf's favorite book?
A: Fur and away.

Q: What's a werewolf's second favorite book?
A: Bright Moon over Clearwater.

Q: The young man buttoned up his coat and grew fur and fangs. What was he?
A: An outerwear-wolf.

Q: What do you call a werewolf's toupee?
A: A werepiece!

Q: What do little werewolves like to read at bedtime?
A: Furry Tales!

Q: Where do they make werewolf movies?
A: In Howlywood!

Q: What would you get if you crossed Saint Nick with a werewolf?
A: Santa Claws!

Q: Why was the werewolf too embarassed to go out of the house?
A: He was having a bad fur day.

Q: How many werewolves does it take to make a fur coat?
A: None. Werewolves can't sew!

Knock, knock!

Who's there?
Werewolf.

Werewolf who?
Werewolf I be without you?

Q: What does a werewolf like to eat with his pizza?
A: A slice of delivery boy.

Q: What would you get if you crossed a werewolf with General Patton?
A: A warwolf.

Q: In what branch of the military do werewolves enlist?
A: The hair force! (N.B.: Personally, I expected the Fur-eign Legion.;)

Q: What has four fangs, ten claws, and twenty million split ends?
A: A werewolf who's run out of conditioner.

Q: How is a werewolf like a computer?
A: The both have mega-bites!

Q: Why is a werewolf always late for a date?
A: Have you ever tried styling the hair on your back?

Q: What did the werewolf say to the barber?
A: "Just take a little off the elbows."

Q: Did you hear about the party at the werewolf lodge?
A: It was a howling success!

Q: Which side of a werewolf has the most fur?
A: The outside!

Q: What would you get if you crossed a werewolf with a party animal?
A: A howl of a good time!

Q: What would you get if you crossed a werewolf with Neil Armstrong?
A: The furrest wolfman on the moon!

Q: What would you get if you crossed a werewolf with a famous escape artist?
A: Hairy Houdini!

Q: Why did the little werewolf stay home from school?
A: It was a howliday!

Q: Why did the werewolf bay at the moon?
A: Just for the howl of it.

Q: What do you have to know to teach a werewolf tricks?
A: More than the werewolf!

Q: What would you get if you crossed a cow with a werewolf?
A: I don't know, but I wouldn't want to milk it!

Q: Where's the best place to keep a werewolf?
A: In a werehouse!

Q: What do werewolves call runners?
A: "Fast food!"

Q: How many people can a werewolf eat on an empty stomach?
A: One. After that, his stomach isn't empty anymore!

Q: What is a werewolf's favorite lunch?
A: A peanut butter and victim sandwich!

Q: Why did the werewolf have a stomachache?
A: Must've been someone he ate.

Doctor: "Your arteries are almost clogged. Do you eat a lot of fat?"
Werewolf: "Yeah, the skinny people run too fast."

Yours punnily,
The funny-I-hope,
Wanderer

Q: If Madonna was a Shifter, what kind of Shifter would she be?
A: A truth-or-darewolf!

Jeff Ruppel A.K.A.: HuggyWolf, Unity

Q: What do you call a shifter in a polyester leisure suit?
A: Wash n' were!!

Greywolf the Wanderer, grinning, ducking and running...

Q: Why do werewolves never try out for the Olympics?
A: They don't want to get so far only to win second place, and a *SILVER* medal.

Tim Connolly

Kid: "Mommy,mommy what's a werewolf"
Mom: "Shut up and brush your face"

ShadowFox

Q: What would you be doing if you were running around a wolf?
A: Loop-the-Loup.

Wolfie!

An old woman was cleaning out her cuboard when she came across an old lamp. She rubbed it to give it some shine and a genie popped out.
Genie: I will grant you three wishes.
Woman: I want to be young, beautiful and my cat turned in a handsome prince.
Genie: *poof*
The woman was young and beautiful again and beside her stood a very handsome man.
Man/Cat: (As embracing the woman) Aren't you sorry you had me fixed now?

Whisper

You know, I figured out why there are so few pshifting weres around nowadays... Legends, and Hollywood, say that Werewolves like to feed on young attractive virgins... They all starved to death!

Utlah

A Shapeshifter walks up to a woman in a bar, and asks her if she would like a drink. The woman stares back at the shifter and says, "Sorry, but you're not my phenotype."

Utlah

Were Bumper Stickers

From a [Oecherwolf].sig I've seen: "I used to be a werewolf, but I'm much better nooooOOOOWWWwww ..."
"Werewolves have it both ways."
"Dances with Werewolves".
"Were-wolf? Right here!"
"Let's get furry."
(Hm, that one works two ways.)

And here are a few I've seen out at Haunted Verdun:
"Don't think of it as being mauled by a werewolf. Think of it as acupuncture with REALLY big needles!"
"Don't think of it as being eaten by a werewolf. Think of it as being a really popular chew toy."

Back to mine.:)
"I am not the first werewolf ... and I shall not be the last. --Thiess"
"Shapeshifter's Ball '96"
"In case of full moon, please carry doggy treats."
"Things are gettin' hairy."
"Hey, everyone wants a fur coat ... I just want mine non-removable."
"An American Werewolf in transit."
"Warning: This car belongs to a werewolf. There is no radio, and I scent-marked the seats.":)
"Hey there, good-lookin'. No, not you, your dog."
"Howl if you love werewolves. It's a mating call."
"Howl if you love werewolves. On second thought, howl anyway."
"Full moon, my a**. I wanna howl NOW!"
"Werewolves: And you think you have monthly worries."
"But I like hanging my head out the window."
"To the memory of Creighton Chaney."
(For those who don't know, that's Lon, Jr's real name. )
"Warning: I am a werewolf. Prepare to be challenged for alpha status."
"Here's to the moon and all its light. It helps me keep my prey in sight."
"Yes, I have my license. Driver or dog?"

"Werewolves: We'll go fur."
"Weredogs: Unleashed at last!"
"Werebears: Gimme honey, it's what I want."
"Werecoyotes: Mary had a little lamb ... then I came along."
"Werebats: Sonar, so good."
"Werelions: We have our pride."
"Weretigers: There's a claws in our contract."
"Weremice: Rat's all, folks."
"Weremoose: It's just a graze I'm in."
And finally ...
"Little Red Riding Hood was a tease!"
Yours with ideas, The fun-loving,

Wanderer

"Werewolves do it in shifts"
"Howl if you prowl"
"If you can read this sticker, you're dinner"
"Caution, pups on board"

Tiogar.