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FURBALLS!


Here you'll find humorous Were related works, just to show you that under all that fur of ours, there's a belly that's just begging for a tummy rub! If you wish to add anything to this page, or have any comments, drop me an Email.

Were-Humour

How to spot a Werewolf.
How to tell a Wolf is in your bed.
101 Uses & reasons of Physical Shifting.
What do I do if I meet a werewolf?
Top Ten Reasons Why Werewolves Make Good Pets.
Top Ten Reasons Why Werewolves Make Poor Pets.
How to tell Someone you're a Werewolf.
Problems Werewolves have when travelling.
The Top 17 Signs You Work With a Werewolf.
You are a werewolf if....
All I really need to know I learned from Wolves.
Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood.
Top Ten Signs That Someone is a Werewolf.
Annoying Red Riding Hood.
The Top 16 Complaints of Modern Day Werewolves.
Tails.
The Fable of the Fox's FAX.

Song Parodies

Monty Python's "I'm a Lumberjack", AHWW Remix.
"Stoke me, Lift me, Stroke me, Shift me."
"Werewolf's Paradise."
"Another Shiftin' Song."
"That Wolf Bit Me."
"Well, I didn't start it either..."
"Jugulars, jugulars..."

And Finally...

Silver Bullets - One line killers... Pant!
Were Cookbook - Various recipes relating to Howls and other Were in-jokes.

 

Hairballs!

Here is a collection of various animal related humour pieces, which isn't really related to lycanthropy and therianthropy, but still good for a yiffle. :)

Cats:

Origin of the Cat.
Cat Bathing as a Martial Art.
A Cat's 12 Days of Christmas.
A Cat's Diary.
The Top 16 Signs Your Cat has a Personality Disorder.
Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password.
How to Give Your Cat a Pill.
A Cat's Mind.
Rules of Etiquette for Inexperienced Cats.
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run.
The Cat Test.
Taking the Cat to the Vet.
Leaving cats when you go on holiday.
Cats' Top Ten Favourite Christmas Songs.
Hokey and Pokey.
Cat Stages in a Relationship.
Twelve Days with a New Kitten.
Cat Translation Dictionary.

Dogs:

Dogs and Computers: Same or Different?
Dog Translation Dictionary.
Things Dogs Don't Understand.
Basic Rules For Dogs Who Have A Yard To Protect.
Crossbred Dogs.
Reasons why dogs don't use computers.
How Dogs Are Better Than Men.
How Dogs and Men Are the Same.
Where Dogs Fall Down.
Dogs and Meal Speed.
10 Excellent reasons to have your dog fixed.
Things we can learn from a dog.
A Dog at the Movies.

Other Critters:

New Year's Resolutions Made by Pets.
Story of a BAT.
Dr Seuss' Fox in Socks.
The End of the Raven.
How to Survive Scary Situations.
Pratchett's Hedgehog Song.
Roadside Rabbit.
Horseback Riding.
Horses and BMW.
Forest Service Comment Cards.

All works credited where known...

 

 

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