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Lord Bad Vibes' Werecard

From: Alice Cooper (lordbadvibe@yahoo.com)

Human Name: Sara.
Were Name: "DOHNAAVWUN!" (Don't have one:)
Phenotype: Wolf.
Shifting Ability: Not bad, still working on P-shifting beyond the 'sweating and
crawling around on all fours' bit.
Birthdate: 20/04/80

Birthplace: Somewhere in England
Home Territory: Isle of Wight
Dream Territory: Green forests and Snow covered mountains, anywhere with lots of
food on the hoof(drools).

Physical Description, Human: Overweight (grins:a few to many Nutella covered dog
bikkys), tomboyish, wild flowing light brown hair, blue eyes, usual wearing all black
and scaring little old ladies.
Physical Description, Were: At the moment I can only get to a sweating, crawling,
slightly darkened skin state before I pass out(I've noticed an increase in hair growth
after a 'p-shift')
Human Career: Homemaker, have a son aged 9 months.

Hobbies/Interests: Spiritual development, occult, Dreams....anything I can do in my sleep :)
Favorite Movies: Dune, night of the living dead (the remake and original),Hellraiser
2, The picture of Dorian grey, The shining, Warlock...etc
Favorite Were-movie: Bad moon
Favorite Literature: Anything Occultist/weird/Familiar(the house on the hill is my 
fav at the moment, Forgotten the Writer).
Favorite Were Literature: Nutella covered pocket Bibles
Favorite Art: Dali, Piccaso and my own (strokes ego)
Favorite Were-art: My own (strokes ego again)
Favorite Quote: 'sniff!sniff!'..you smell like a wet dog?!
Favorite Were Saying/Quote: arf!
Favorite Personal Quote:"DOH!" 
Favorite Song/Band(s): Alice Cooper, Black sabbath...the usual
Favorite Season: The non wet ones
Favorite Holidays: Summer (no rain!...hopefully)

Preferred Prey: Anything the stays still long enough, can really hunt properly at the size :(
Hunting Tips: Take money and some wet wipes 
Preferred Method of Attack: Walk slowly and silently into the shop, grab a jar of
Nutella,go to counter, pay for Nutella, spread on shop assistance arm and enjoy.
Favorite Non-Were Mythological Beast: Dragon
Feelings Toward Vampires: Don't mind as long as they don't go all gothic and tragic on me.
Feelings Toward Normal Humans: Never met one I didn't like...covered in Nutella


Personal Therianthropy: Okay, here we go!

I've always been 'weird' and I was the kid at school that no one spoke to, walked near
or wanted to meet in a dark alley at night.This is due largely to the fact I grew faster
then the other children (I know why and If you want to know E-mail me in private
hehe) and was 2 feet tall than anyone at school, even the teachers!(but they were very
short anyway).I also was VERY bad temper for my age and got red mist for as little as
a sideways glance, I managed to leave school before I could be expelled after a rather
violent clash with a tutor leading to a solid wood table being thrown out of a 3rd story
window(she was very impolite about my hopeless homework attempt and raised her
voice a bit to high).

It was after this that I became a hermit(I have very understanding parents:), educated
myself and stumbled across my 'problem', I struggled for 3 years to remove the
'problem' until one night I actually battled with the wolf in a dream.' Every time I
struck the wolf I felt the blow'.It took me a few weeks to work out(believe really) the
meaning of this but I worked out I couldn't remove the 'wolf' from me as I was the
wolf.

Since then I have been slightly more content with my life, I've settle down with my
life-mate(not a Were unfortunately) and had a son,but I still wish I could run free and
become something totally wild.I have been P-shifting for a while now and the change
is getting 'better' everytime, though as I'm not your healthiest of creatures at the
moment I keep passing out before I can fully change.Give me a year in a forest and
I'm sure I'll come out a wolf....or at least very dirty and smelling like a dog.

 

 

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